Mall Ninja Bullshit Quiz Results

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Your Mall Ninja Bullshit is:

I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America's largest indoor retail shopping areas. I am currently receiving escalator assault training. Who do you think protects you from the scum of this society??? The cops, the FBI, the army??? Guess again, it's the guys guarding your companies, your banks, your schools, your homes, your supermarkets, and yes even your malls.

I have a complete arsenal of weapons: Revolvers, Glocks, MP5's, sniper rifles, shotguns, automatic rifles, etc. I am constantly dodging near misses and ricochets, I have taken to doubling up on my regular regimen on Body armor.

It's not extreme to be prepared and the merchants don't mind, it keeps the Neonazi gangs and the Crips out of the mall.

The mind is the only weapon that doesn't need a holster.

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